That's just not true Ruby!
And I can prove it!
I have a signed statement by the World Wide Women's Association.
I got it by special delivery just this morning.
It's on pretty pink paper with delicate floral gilding around the edges.
In an embossed, scented envelope that smells like lavender.
It says that men can find things just as easily as women!
So an apology would be nice.
What's that I hear?
You want to see it first? :O
Ok then, it's right here.
Well it was just a minute ago.
Now where did I put it?
I'm sure I put it on the corner of my desk so I could show the wife.
Who's been moving my stuff around?
Someone must have taken it! (yet the smell of lavender still lingers)
Not a problem.
I'll just ask them for another one!
Now where is that address.
I seem to have lost it too.
If only people would stop moving my stuff around! :O